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27 August 2008 @ 05:18 pm
 
What Peo clearly fails to understand is that I can hear the Lego bricks clicking over the monitor.

Yet when I go up there again for the umpteenth time to tell her to stay in bed and nap, she'll act like she's been in bed the whole time.

*sigh*
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 04:30 pm
YAY SCHOOL!  
MY CLASSES ARE AWESOME, GUYS! Learn more here! )

After classes, I met with Christina and she is going to be my adviser no problem! Woo! I also got the forms for my major (Linguistics) and minors (Hispanic Studies and Environmental Studies) from the registrar and started filling them out. I am really excited to do the reading! All my readings are so interesting! And guess what my fourth class is. Sign Language. This year RULES.
 
 
Current Mood: STOKED.
Current Music: Time to Dance -- Panic! At The Disco
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 08:28 pm
The fandom minute: Han in Cakeamite; Is it time for Star Wars to take a breather?  

 
 
27 August 2008 @ 05:11 pm
Garbage Guitar  
My friend, and awesome musician, Dave Gould found these two guitars in the garbage. I nicked one of them, raised the nut, rebuilt the bridge and tuned it to an open G dobro tuning. Saddly my cheap video camera can't capture the full woody-boxy sound but the guitar actually has a really neat in a weird sort of way sound to it that makes me really eager to record with it.

Here's a couple of rough songs anyways.

Such Great Heights

Pallet On Your Floor
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 02:44 pm
 
Peo was at a friend's house yesterday evening and they had Beauty and the Beast on. Peo was enthralled and refused to leave until I promised her that she could see it at our house. She's never seen it before. She hasn't seen any of the big Disney flicks, other than the opening to Lion King that I showed her about a year ago and she wasn't very interested. Oh, and she did watch Mary Poppins about a year ago, loved the songs, was bored by the dialogue. Oh yeah, and she saw Cars at [info]foshka's house.

Anyway, I spent most of last evening trying to find the damned tape (yes, tape), and of course it was in a box under a huge stack in the back of a closet that had other boxes in front of it. So it was too late to watch last night, but Peo asked today (I was kind of hoping she'd forget...nice try), so I let her watch it, and I sat with her, not knitting or anything, so I could constantly gauge her reaction.

She was very concerned at the violent bits, which I anticipated, since she hasn't been allowed to watch violent stuff before (all of her friends in Vegas seemed to have seen Shrek, but we haven't let Peo watch it because it's far too violent for little kids...when she's older, sure, and we've read the book from the library, which is more about being smelly and yucky than violent). She's seen implied violence in the Wallace and Gromit movies, and some amount of slapstick in Chicken Run, the Fraggles, and the Muppet Show, but not actual slug-out, constant battery fight scenes. Most implied violence she's seen has involved puppets chasing each other around, or Miss Piggy and man, Peo emulates Miss Piggy's hitting FAR TOO WELL.

Back to the point: Beauty and the Beast was the first thing she's seen with stronger violence. She was spooked a bit by the wolves, wasn't particularly happy with the castle siege and defense, and the last fight-out between Gaston and the Beast left her with lots of hard questions.

And did I take the modern approach of telling her the hard and gruesome details of things like being eaten by wolves or falling to one's death? FUCK NO! I lied and lied and lied! Wish I didn't have to, but hey, I wasn't going to have her freaking out for weeks about this stuff.

I told her the wolves were trying to bite, and left it at that. When one did bite the Beast, it confirmed it. Yay.

I told her that the mean people attacked the castle and that wasn't playing very nice, so the furniture had to defend it, but that nobody was really hurt because it was just silly stuff like the candle burning the man's bum. Yay.

And for the end, I told her that Gaston was very mean and that he hurt the Beast, but then when he fell, he fell far, far away to another place where he can live by himself until he learns to play nicely and not hurt anybody anymore. She wanted to know where he lived, so I said he fell down into a house at the bottom of the castle.

As for the overall concept of the film, I summed it up for her as this: there was a Prince who wasn't nice and didn't play nicely with other people, so a witch turned him into a Beast until he learned to be nice. When he learned to play nicely with Belle in the snow and do good sharing with her, she became his friend and the magic turned him back into a man. Then Belle and the Prince could get married and play nicely and do kissing and snuggling.

Obviously, there's a lot more to the story than that, like the emphasis this version puts on Belle being a smart girl while the swooning blondes just drool over Gaston, or loyalty to one's family and friends, or giving up someone you love when it's better for them, or all of that good stuff, but that's all way above Peo's head. So too are the darker elements, like how Stocklholm Syndrome isn't particularly romantic when you view the story that way.

And it's funny...we've endured some shock on the part of other parents when we say we've allowed her to see Chicken Run, because of course adults recognize that it's a parody of The Great Escape, and that brings to mind war and Nazis and concentration camps, which are utterly horrible things that one would not want to discuss with a little kid. But all of that is adult perception. Look at Chicken Run through the eyes of a little kid who has no context for the implications, and it is what it is: a story about some chickens who want to be free of their pen and go to comical lengths to achieve that. The one death is offscreen, totally implied, and completely contextual. I guarantee you that Peo doesn't get that it even happened. Peo doesn't think it's murder to be made into a pie, because as far as she knows eating chicken is no different than eating an egg; if the chicken is still around, alive and happy, if you eat the egg, surely it is if you eat some chicken too, right?

But Gaston singing, "KILL THE BEAST!", shooting him with an arrow, clubbing him, and stabbing him in the back leaves little room for fudging.

It's very interesting how some things are societally deemed as appropriate for children and others are not, and most people fall in line without really examining the elements closely.

I think I liked it better when Peo's viewing habits were uncomplicated, just singing people in funny costumes who went on and on and on and ON AND ON AND ON AND ON about dancing dinosaurs or musical farms or whatever. Bring on the Wiggles and Biscuit Brothers...lying about death is exhausting.
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 04:50 pm
Well, that’s one way to stand out in a crowd of Mandos  

Lego Fett

An entire Boba Fett costume made out of Lego. Oh Fettheads, never change.

 
 
27 August 2008 @ 12:40 pm
I have no use for sports or sports games...  
But this is pretty clever of EA.

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Current Mood: amused
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 11:38 am
Fun with Flu History  
 CDC has a history project going around the 1918 Flu Pandemic. 

The stories are quite fascinating.  But they're also looking for more, should anyone know of someone who would be willing to share or if they have someone's journals, or something.

This is not only for historical record, but also to increase public awareness about Pandemic Influenza and to study the history so we don't repeat it in our own planning efforts.

I thought it might be of interest to the history buffs on my FList.
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 07:50 am
Musings about my own voting trends  
Last night I was talking to someone who is working with me on No on 102 (the AZ marriage amendment), and she asked if I was voting for McCain, since I'm a Republican. I told her no, that I'm planning on voting for Obama, largely because as a centrist, I feel like the country has slid too far to the right, and I'm always trying to pull back towards center, which I think Obama will accomplish better than McCain.

In thinking about this while I was working this morning, it occurred to me that my personal presidential voting history completely bears this out. I have never, ever voted for an incumbent for president, and only once have I ever voted for the party in power.

Cut to spare the boring meanderings through the inner workings of my mind. )

ETA: I'm open to replies from all ends of the political spectrum, but please keep it civil, both in replying to me and to other comments. I'm not okay with my personal journal becoming yet another Red vs. Blue battleground. The topic is really more what my voting history says about me than it is about Obama vs. McCain anyway.
 
 
Current Mood: reflective
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 10:01 am
Distributed proofreading  
New playground: Distributed Proofreaders. Since for me, the statement (sum_i( Hobby[i] x TimeDrain[i] ) > AvailableFreeTime ) is true, I wouldn't be able to give this one too much time either, but I poked around and I am very impressed by their setup and organization. Also with their interface and database and design. For an open-source-minded project, it is very professionally done. (The results are intended for Project Gutenberg; hence open-source-minded. I do not know if the web design and code are open source.)

Today's plan: Discharge battery charge battery discharge battery charge battery discharge... you get the idea. And then the same, except with a period of one minute, at least a humdred times. Whee.

Hey, I have to get my amusement where I can.

In other news, we humans can never be satisfied: August at where I am usually means 37+ C (100+ F) and some unholy percent humidity and red-air-code days all around, but this August something weird is going on---it's been in the seventies and not very humid nearly for a week, for instance---and now people are muttering uneasily because hey, it might be comfortable, but it's not what we expect. We are all a bunch of ingrates.

Although at least part of this comfort comes from tropical storms hitting south of here, so maybe there is a legitimate reason to complain.

In other news, in the previous paragraph fingers went faster than brain again, and I first wrote "gelitimate" instead of "legitimate." Your assignment for today: Come up with the definition of gelitimate. Run with it.
 
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 11:45 am
Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer Meet the 80’s  

Once upon a time, in a decade called the 80’s, little girls played with little plastic ponies. Except me, but that is because I wanted GI Joes and Transformers and Star Wars toys. I cringed at typical “little girl” toys and had absolutely no interest in My Little Pony at all.

Until now. How can you resist Dr. Horrible and Captain Hammer? The prancing pony on the top of the car for Captain Hammer is absolutely perfect in my opinion and if I could, would be proud to add them to my desk collection. Check out the detail on his cargo pants!

Fandom never ceases to amaze me in it’s ingenuity and creativity. Just one question: where are Penny and the frozen yogurt to make this set complete?

 
 
27 August 2008 @ 03:02 am
It's gotten to the point I just laugh it off now.  
For those keeping score at home, the count is now 4 extremely drunk people who have thought I was a girl.

I was out at Karaoke with my favorite pair of lipstick lesbians tonight and was sent on a mission to chat with this one really drunk guy at the bar who was hitting on all the lesbians. The goal of my covert operation was to find out whether or not this guy knew he was in a gay bar or not. So I'm talking with him, being a little flirty just to see how he reacts. He doesn't seem to be reacting to negatively at all to a guy being flirty with him, in fact just the opposite. Then he tells me in a very drunken slur, "You know... you are a very, very pretty girl."

"Boy." I correct him.

"BOY!?!" he exclaims, wobbling on his bar stool and popping his eyes wide open like a deer caught in the headlights. "Well... that's okay, you're still very very pretty and I'd be lying if I said I'd never sucked a cock before."

That was one of the funniest things I'd heard in a long time but I figured my mission was complete so I went back to report to my lipstick lesbian overlords. They laughed.

Then they played with my hair. Slow danced with me. Smelled me. Gave me lap dances while simulating handjobs on my gimp stick and discussed the merits of taking me home and adopting me as a sex slave. Their ideas intrigued me and I wished to subscribe to their newsletter.

All in all it was a fucking awesome night which ended what started out as a shitty day, but by noon had swung full on into fucking awesome mode.

I love it when that happens!

I betcha if I masturbated right now I'd ejaculate 4 leaf clovers.
 
 
27 August 2008 @ 12:28 am
Buttons!  
If I said I'd send you a "Dance Yes We Can" button at JadeCon can you please email me and remind me? Yeah, I should have made a list. Also, give me your snail mail address if you think I might not have it. And, Caroline, I have yours ready to go. Cheers!
 
 
26 August 2008 @ 08:23 pm
Star Wars ladies who won’t hesitate to kick your ass  

Bettie Magazine counts down nine badass Star Wars women, including several from the Expanded Universe. It’s not particularly hard to guess who rightfully takes the top spot. (via)

 
 
26 August 2008 @ 03:03 pm
Note to self  
You had nearly nine hours of sleep last night.

You have been drinking immense amounts of black tea since the morning.

Stop. Yawning.

That is all.
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26 August 2008 @ 12:46 pm
 
Most annoying Peo statement/action of the day yesterday: she spent about a half hour being furious with me because there's no "d" in "having".

Funniest Peo statement/action of the day yesterday: the exclamation of, "I BLEW SANTA!" Now that's one way to get presents...er, what it really meant was that we've got this bubble blower with Santa on it and Peo successfully blew bubbles out of it.
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26 August 2008 @ 05:45 pm
Out this week: Coruscant Knights, Legacy, Rebellion/Vector, Knights of the Old Republic  

Coruscant Nights: Street of ShadowsWow, is it time for Coruscant Nights: Street of Shadows already? The new Michael Reaves book should be in stores today. Also keep an eye out for The Dark Lord Trilogy trilogy, a trade omnibus that collects Labyrinth of Evil by James Luceno, Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover, and Luceno’s Dark Lord.

Don’t worry, comic fans: There’s plenty for you on Wednesday. The much-anticipated Darth Wyyrlok-focused Legacy #27, Rebellion #16 aka Vector part 8, and the fourth Knights of the Old Republic trade, Daze of Hate, Knights of Suffering. Punny!

 
 
26 August 2008 @ 05:05 pm
I guess I should post all this gaming news…  

What KOTOR MMO? There was (briefly!) a listing on Amazon for a Knights Of The Old Republic MMO. LucasArts had no comment to TFN: Make of that what you will. Make even more of it if the TFN post vanishes suddenly as well.

The Force Unleashed: io9 talks to Sam Witwer, aka Starkiller; Sound & Vision magazine previews the game (via;) Walkthrough a level; Eleven preview tracks from the soundtrack, a review, and an interview with composer Mark Griskey (via;) An Easter Egg in the demo.

 
 
26 August 2008 @ 04:56 pm
‘New’ Star Wars DVD sets coming in November  

The New Trilogies

Don’t get your hopes up - it looks like a reissue of the ‘limited edition’ DVDs (for the original trilogy) and standard prequel editions repackaged in two trilogy sets for $49.98 each. Perhaps to coincide with The Clone Wars‘ TV (or DVD?) debut? (via)